Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you're missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don't have a Van we can just give you. Fortunately we have this tee. Go out there. Get the world by the tail. Wrap it around and put it in your pocket.
How Does It Fit
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.